A conversation today via text between Chotim and myself, with regards to Servo coming home.

Chotim: Omg...Please tell me he didn't get delayed again.

Me: Well, my spidey senses ain't tingling, so I guess he gets back today.
 
Chotim: WOOT.. If he gets on vent I'm there no matter what! Family or not...I can't wait man.

Me: Facebook said he spent the night in Hamburg Germany, then home today. Doubt we'll see him online.
 Probably will be with his family, plus jet lag. But I'm still online for school, so I haven't checked for signs of Fatty MaGee. If there are no pizza pies on the net, it's a safe bet he's home.

Chotim: Is he back yet?

Me: If The Staypuff Marshmellow Man is running for his life, Tubbsy Malone might be back in town.

Chotim: If Hostess stock skyrockets, we know he's home.

Me: If Willy Wonka files for bankruptcy, we know Henrietta Hippo is out and aboot.

Chotim: If Monty Python petitions to get their Mountie back, we know he's home.

Me: If Bill Cosby has to look for a new job, cause there are no more Jello Pudding Pops, Fat Albert might be back in town.

Chotim: If Reese's comes out and says, "We found the wrong way to eat a Reese's" we know Spaceballs has returned.

Chotim: Your last one didn't make any sense... If he filed for bankruptcy, then nobody is buying his candy...

Me: He files for bankruptcy because Fatty ate all the candy, putting Wonka outta business. Sheesh, gotta spell it out for ya.

Chotim:No, if Fatty bought all the candy, Willy Wonka would be rich as shit and his oompa's would get a raise.

Me: Who said Fatty paid for it? Overwhelming urge to feed consumed him.

Chotim: Rofl

Chotim: If all of a sudden there's a spike of Dentistry job openings in Canada, we know Chode munch is gobbling his way to the top.

Me: Gonna quit while I'm ahead, don't think I can do better than the Bill Cosby one.

Chotim Epic fai

Me: Know how I know you're gay? You spell fail   fai.
Me: You got nothing.

Chotim: Working atm there shadows chaser.